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Poop Demotivational Poster

YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...

TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

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tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)

KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm

Brain Enema -

TAGS: brain enema poopy ideas
Rating: 4.88/5

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BobbEdwards - August 29, 2013, 8:27 am
SFB is terminal, but Dr. Bobb's diagnosis is that you don't have it. In fact you gave him another poster idea (just submitted). Thanks!
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 9:05 pm
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:37 pm
5LOL...would it help with my SFB Syndrome (**** for brains)?

IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D

DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily

TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.

TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant **** when they are in the air.. :)

BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden

TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm


TAGS: grammar nazi flinging poop
Rating: 4.74/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:19 am
I LOLd...alot
voodoo3535 - April 6, 2011, 6:20 pm


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

METAL DUMP - Can cause brutal shredding of the chili ring.

TAGS: metal poop
Rating: 2.86/5

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NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:22 am
Bet he really wails on that thing when he lets it out!


TAGS: eat poop hide
Rating: 4.81/5

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GaryO - March 3, 2012, 1:16 pm
I think someone cut/pasted the rug into the main body of that pooch. Just my opine
schizopasd - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
which hound? i don't see hound.hehe thank you :)
j76harris - March 3, 2012, 11:02 am
Just out of curiosity, what am i looking at here? Is this ph**oshopped, or is the dog really the same color as the rug?
GaryO - March 2, 2012, 8:26 pm
Actually, the Roadrunner cartoonists were a great innovative crew. The little puff of smoke (little to no sound) when Wiley hit bottom was a total accident, but they played it and laughed their a**es off.
gas - March 2, 2012, 8:10 pm
lol, I actually read that with the same voice as in the cartoon
GaryO - March 2, 2012, 8:05 pm
Yeah, been too long. vae , plures tristis dies
GaryO - March 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
bonus coniecto , tamen non mihi
carebear - March 2, 2012, 7:56 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
So YOU'RE the one who did Road Runner's 'Latin' genus names ;)


TAGS: bird poop
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greeny - August 16, 2012, 7:03 pm
5 Sham Wows, and a whole lotta elbow grease...
rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:55 pm

I don't care if he lived....I want to know what it is. 5 droppings

MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This

TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!

LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.


TAGS: because it is your poop
Rating: 4.69/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 26, 2011, 2:19 am
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 2:37 pm


the hero's journey -

TAGS: poop
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:07 pm
Excellent, RL! Yes, your most heroic moments is about shoveling the stuff that's too smelly, gross, and scary for the rest of the world. Not fun, but gotta be done! 5L

TRIUMPH - Triumph is just "TRY" with that extra "UMPH" in it... For me to poop on.


TAGS: fly poop bar
Rating: 4.37/5

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TAGS: bird poop blame
Rating: 4.22/5

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SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:49 pm
Blaming atheists? That's hardly fair. God is the one who watches every sparrow crap, or however that expression goes.

~DOGS~ - Remember. You were the one that thought it was adorable to let him keep licking your face.


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...

WTF - I don't remember eating that !!

TAGS: baby poop train remember eating
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:39 am
LOL Very Funny Pic.

KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!

TAGS: jabba fat kirstie alley poop retarded random funny
Rating: 3.13/5

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[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Stay off my lawn!!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 5:35 pm
@grey that was cold but i still laughed.
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Last I heard, she was ordering Yeodawg pies from h**mail...
[email protected] - February 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
My bad last i heard she was buying whole pies and eating them in her car in the parking lot with a plastic fork.

STITCHES - What Snitches get.

TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk b****es." :)

GODS GIFT - I caught my kids covered in brownie mix. I thought it was cute until I realized it was poop.


I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.

TAGS: taco bell makes me poop
Rating: 4.1/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:37 am
Thanks. The funny thing is that I had Taco Bell tonight. Probably what inspired this poster. That outcome of the dinner was not good at all...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:34 am
Holy s*it! I'm not the only one! 5 lions for you, dude!

EEEWWWWWW - Someone dipped the ball in dog poop

TAGS: poop
Rating: 3.69/5

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PARTY POOPERS! - Too much "clean-up" work after the parade so the following year they cancelled it!

SALVIDOR DALI - He ate his own excrement.

TAGS: salvidor dali poop **** eat
Rating: 1.96/5

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TS - June 30, 2008, 8:11 pm
Salvador Dali used to eat his own excrement for inspiration. Well, you didn't think anyone could paint "The Persistence of Memory" without a severe case of bacterial meningitis, did you?
Doc - June 28, 2008, 6:23 am
No ****?


TAGS: poop
Rating: 4.94/5

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Reality Lord - February 11, 2013, 6:11 pm

dying to know which :). i have a feeling the next round of jello sh**s could be a fun morning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2013, 4:09 pm
Did you know.......Some blue food dyes can make your BM's fluorescent green....some might say chartreuse.............................the more you know..........
CloudchaserS - February 11, 2013, 11:17 am
Nice try on trying to trick me into testing that out.


Gushy gushy goo -

BACK AGAIN TO PICK UP YOUR - "used groceries"

TAGS: poopu pumper
Rating: 4.74/5

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Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 12:16 pm
ROR! I love it! 5L the ****ters full for you bovee.


TAGS: scared poop then fight
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am
And don't think I won't do it. 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 10:43 pm

DIAPER TSUNAMI - About to wipe that silly smile of one babysitter's face.

THE DOG - Is planning to shit on something precious to you right now...

MARRIAGE 101 - If she doesn't understand it, she will try to ruin it for you.


TAGS: poop
Rating: 4.04/5

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FlyingDutchboy - November 25, 2010, 10:11 am
i know that place,,it's Jakarta. jajajajajajja
zorrko - October 12, 2010, 11:56 am
ewwww....5 sinkers for you!
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:29 pm
Amsome! Please press 5 now...thank you.
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 2:02 pm
that kid is in a world of ****. 5 quarters to pay for the call.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 1:01 pm
That's wrong on SO many levels! LOL 5 Brown Trout!

POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.

BAD DOG - It's what's for dinner.

ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."

TAGS: lion zoo poop spray
Rating: 2.3/5


THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.

LEGOS - Adding excitement to your dog's bowel movements

TAGS: legos poop dogs
Rating: 2.25/5

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CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 4:35 pm
Once he eats them, he'll **** bricks

OFFICE FURNITURE - If your office furniture is a bunch of crap, come to the poop shop!

TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962

Halloween . -

TAGS: poop
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 7:19 pm
Don't worry mister... I got the message from your comment... I'm trying to joke here...hehehe
maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 6:33 pm
O.K I Wasn't Trying To Send A Message Really .
mariand - October 18, 2014, 6:24 pm
We got it mao... The moral is that sooner or later we all are going to replace f**k with sh*t...:)
maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:23 pm
I Was Going To Say **** But I Didn't Think It Would Go Down Too Good. That Is All .

Insomnia, by way of technology -

TAGS: up all night on that infernal machine and hey look the sun is up and oh poop im late for work silverheart the rampaging insomniac
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2013, 7:08 pm

Toosie Roll -

TAGS: reindeer poop
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 5, 2013, 1:42 pm

Wise man once said, "watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat no yellow snow". I guess he forgot about the reindeer. 5Ls

Best Value -

TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm
Very Interesting

Rollin' in it -

TAGS: be the poop
Rating: 4.75/5

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TAGS: poop manna
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 14, 2012, 12:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:25 am
No worries, Zet. It’s a dog given talent. Woof. (I really need to change my avatar, something more me, old mangy dog like)
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:39 am
I worry for you sometimes Gary...

Real Men -

TAGS: lion poop scoop
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - April 8, 2014, 4:45 am
Some jerk took a huge dump in one of the elevators at my h**el :-P
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:33 am
I can relate. I have a huge dog & when she takes a dump, I 1st check to make sure no small child is buried alive under it & then use 3 or sometimes 4 poop bags to scoop up the mess & (oh my lovin' gawd) carry it home to toss in the garbage...gag!

PUSH!!!!!! - Who does #2 work for?!


PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL - It comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But what is truly evil is most often found inside a diaper that needs to be changed!

TOPSY - TURVY - Obviously a huge problem in Hanoi

WIND - Be careful of the lumps !

IPOOP - Best invention of sec XXI

UPSELLING - The customer doesn't really know a bargain when he sees it, but the price should always entice

TAGS: poop
Rating: 1.8/5

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TAGS: poop
Rating: 1.57/5

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TAGS: poop
Rating: 1.25/5

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constipation -

TAGS: funny face constipated poop
Rating: 5/5

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sherazkhaliq - May 20, 2017, 5:57 pm
thank you.
JesusWept - May 19, 2017, 4:00 pm
Nice job! And welcome to the funny farm!

Itinerary -

TAGS: cow poop garden fun
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 24, 2015, 5:15 am
Das duh gud 5hit righ' dere.
GaryO - May 15, 2015, 10:43 am
shrooms...yeah, good dreams
mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 8:18 am
Luuuuuv IT!!!! Greeny!!!! Fertilizer and rot does produce some pretty spectacular mushrooms! 5L


snap -

TAGS: crackle poop
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 4:56 pm
I just kernel believe you would do that...
Bandit5906 - February 8, 2016, 11:47 am
Bingo! Another GaryO 5L

My New Home ! -

TAGS: poop
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2014, 9:57 am
Nada. We all remain perfectly normal (batshyt crazy).
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 8:40 am
... rocks work better on the OCD types...
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 8:39 am
I get the feeling it's also wasp & coon friendly - better take a stick with you...
maoworks2 - October 22, 2014, 7:07 am
GaryO Has Something Change On This Site ?
maoworks2 - October 22, 2014, 7:05 am
My Spelling Again Sorry Bout That, Mao.
GaryO - October 21, 2014, 6:20 pm
Good lookin' Loo. Looks comfy.
EmilioDumphque - October 21, 2014, 4:33 pm